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Sync and corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com

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Don't be a goddamn cowboy
when we go in there.

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We go in, we get the
shit, we get out, okay?

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I won't be a fucking cowboy.

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Casper,

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I love you.

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Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org

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(MUZAK PLAYING)

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(MARACA RATTLING)

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(GIGGLING)

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(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

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(BELL TINKLES)

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Hey, uh, sir? You have to
pay for that stuff! Hey!

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Run.

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Hey, hey, stop!

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CASHIER: Stop those guys!
Security! Security!

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<i>(SURFIN' BIRD</i> PLAYING)

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Hey, grab yourself a churro!

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(CACKLES)

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Fuck you!

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Hey!

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Stop it!

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Suck my dick,
skinny! (LAUGHS)

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(GUITAR ROCK PLAYING)

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(GIRLS CHATTING AND LAUGHING)

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(NECK CRACKS)

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(IN MOCK CHINESE ACCENT) Oh, hello?
Room service! I'm a Chinese man.

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Oh, psych. That wasn't
funny, Chang.

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Uh, what are you doing, Kenny?

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Andrea, I'm at a very important
point in my life right now.

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At a crossroads, if you will.

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Now that Shane is dead,

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it's time, indeed, that we all move
on to the next phase of our lives.

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Adulthood. We're not kids anymore.
We're in college now.

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Okay.

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Kate, I want to make amends with you.
Will you come over here for one second?

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It's okay. I'm a grown-up now.
I want to make amends to you.

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I know that I hurt your feelings with
some insensitive jokes about Shane and...

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Why don't you stand on this
side of me, real quick?

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What I did to Kate earlier,

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uh, when I brought Shane's
twin brother here,

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that wasn't a nice thing to do.
Mmm-mmm.

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No, it wasn't. Kate, I'm really
sorry for what I did to you,

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and how I upset you, and gave
you an asthma attack, okay?

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Thank you.

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And I'm also really sorry for
positioning you right here,

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to be the punch line
of my fucking T-shirt.

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That's not funny, okay?
Nobody laugh at this.

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Chang, it's not
fucking funny.

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This is exactly what I'm
talking about. (SIGHS)

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It's time we grow up, okay?

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It's time we grow up.

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Yeah.

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Don't laugh.
It's not funny.

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Still follows her.

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Andrea,

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I think it's time you
finally meet my son.

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When am I gonna meet him?

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(CHUCKLES)

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Right fuckin' now.

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He's here?

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Oh yeah. He's right...
He's...Toby?

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Toby.

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Hey, hey. Hey, hey,
where you going?

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Where you going?

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Toby, I'd like you to meet your
new mother figure, Andrea.

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Andrea, this is Toby.
He's a fucking baby. And he's my son.

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Come here, take him.

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Go ahead and take him.

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Babies are made chubby so if you drop them
when they're little, they don't break.

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It's cool.

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Hey, baby dude.

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Look at us, huh?

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Two mature adults, guys.

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With a goddamn baby.

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Hey. What's up, players?
Anybody sitting in this chair?

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Yeah, Corey actually just left...
He just left.

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Oh, Corey? Well, Corey's gonna
have to find a new seat.

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(LAUGHING) Know what I'm sayin'?
'Cause I'm takin' his shit.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Yeah, I fucking love
Chick-fil-a.

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What shakin'? How's
everybody doin'?

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Good, man.

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Yeah? Mustache's looking
tight, Pliskin.

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Looking good. I wanted to,
uh, tip my Mermen boys

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off to the situation
for the 4th of July.

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Looks like your favorite star
player-slash-team leader

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is hosting the biggest, baddest,
most patriotic throwdown in town,

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all of Myrtle Beach elite is
gonna be there, and guess what?

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All you motherfuckers are invited.

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Except for Ivan.

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Because he's Russian.
Why invite him to America's birthday?

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Heh. It's like inviting a
Jew to Christmas, you know?

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You don't believe, you
don't get fuckin' presents.

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(CHUCKLES)

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No, that's actually cool.
Ivan's got his own thing going on, right?

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(SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN ACCENT)
Yeah, no, it's no big deal.

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DARNELL: What are you doing? Tell him.
You just told us about it.

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No, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.

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(CHUCKLING) Oh, please Ivan, lift the Iron
Curtain and let me in on your secret.

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Like I give a shit.

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Well, Club Celebrations is paying
Ivan to DJ this 4th of July party.

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It's supposed to be insane.

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Bullshit. Club Celebrations?

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Yes.

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On 4th of July?

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Cash money, bro.

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I me, why the fuck would they do that, dude?
You're Russian.

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Why would they get aussian person to host
a goddamn party on our nation's birthday?

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Because I'm top DJ?

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(MOCKING IVAN) You top DJ?

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(CHUCKLING) This fucking guy, right?

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No, listen. I think this dude's about to
find out that Americans on the 4th of July

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do not want to be stuffed
into a stinky little club,

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raving out to the sounds
of goddamn DJ Communism.

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DJ Blu-Ray.

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Yeah, and I'm Lenny Laser Discs.

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It doesn't really
fucking matter, okay?

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You know, we he saying in Russia.

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"The wolf pack,

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"the alpha thinks he is the alpha, but
sometimes he is actually the zeta."

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Well, sometimes in a pack of wolves,
there's sometimes a Russian.

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And that when the wolves
find out that he's Russian,

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they tear his fuckin' ass apart.

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Pull it in here, Mermen.

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That's right. Nope,
nope. That's right.

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Boom! Position confirmed.
Team leader still.

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(RV HORN HONKING)

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Is ts the home of the mighty Mermen?

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Where my son is the
goddamn star player for?

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What the fuck are you doing here?

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Well, I thought you, you'd at least be a
little happy to see me and your brother.

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Go on.

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No, don't come over here and touch...

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Get over there.
Hug 'im up.

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God, get the fuck
offa me. Gross.

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Hey, hey, hey, hey, settle
down, settle down.

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Hairy, disgusting thing.

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We're just passing through
on a little business,

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and we thought maybe
we could catch up.

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Well, I'm not interested in catching up
with fucking backstabbers and betrayers.

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So, have a nice trip.

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I'm gonna shoot ya straight. Since the last
time I saw you, shit ain't been goin' so hot.

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Been some dark months.

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Good.

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I had to ask myself, when
did it all get so fucked up?

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And I traced it all the way back,

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to when I walked out on your mom.

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I'm here to win her back.

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(CHUCKLES) Win her back.

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Well, we ain't been so good about
keeping up over the years,

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(CHUCKLES)

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and I've misplaced
her mailing address.

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Maybe you can give it to me?

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(CHUCKLES) You have lost
your fucking mind.

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I don't see you for
twenty-seven years,

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in Mexico you had me thrown in jail,

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now you come back, you want
me to help you fuck my mom?

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That's all I'm askin'.

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Come on, Kenny. Everybody
deserves a second chance.

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Yeah, except for you, and
that baby gorilla over there.

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As far as I'm concerned, both of you can
KOA the fuckin' night away in that RV.

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I ain't helping you.

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KENNY: This venue is fucking
fantastic. This is great.

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We'll put the nitrous
station over here,

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maybe we'll throw the stage
for the band over there.

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We're gonna need to find a nice area
to kind of display the prostitutes.

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You writing all this
stuff down, Steven?

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What?

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Are you writing this down?

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Oh, uh, sorry, my head's
elsewhere I guess, uh...

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Would you excuse us for
one moment, please?

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PARTY PLANNER: Sure.

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Steven. Dude. I need you to
fucking focus, all right?

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This Russian fucker's trying to
ur-sup me as the goddamn team leader.

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If that shit happens, I can
kiss the majors goodbye, okay?

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This is when you give me
positive reinforcement.

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What the fuck is going
on with you, Stevie?

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I fuckin' did it!

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What'd you do, murder somebody?

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I fuckin' cheated on Maria!

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What? How the fuck
did you do that?

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I don't know! Ever
since I came here,

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all I wanted to do was stick my dick
in different pussies, and I did,

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and then the moment I did,
I get fuckin' guilt-ridden,

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and I feel fuckin' terrible about it.

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Yeah, of course you do, Stevie,
'cause you're not like me,

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you're not someone who's
cut out to cheat, man.

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You're not emotionally
equipped to carry the guilt.

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What the fuck are you doing, man?

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I fuckin' cheated on her!

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Stevie, stop it, get a
hold of yourself, okay?

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There are much bigger things at
stake here than your marriage.

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I can't have you guys going through some
marital drama during my goddamn party, okay?

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I don't wanna fuck up your party, but
I fuckin' need to fuckin' tell her!

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Stevie, you do not fucking tell
her anything, all right? Ow!

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That will only make shit worse.

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Put it inside, handle it like a
baller, take the shit to the grave.

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00:09:06,543 --> 00:09:07,909
Handle it like a baller.

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And now believe that shit.

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(SIGHS) I'm not gonna tell her.

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Chill, dawg.

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Fuckin' pat yourself on the back!
You got your dick wet. I didn't even see that coming.

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Okay.

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Hey. We'll go ahead and take this.
It's, it's fuckin' awesome.

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My associate here will
get you the deposit.

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(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

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What in the eff?
(SALSA MUSIC PLAYING)

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Well, hello to you, too, Kenny.

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How the fuck did you two
find out where I live?

211
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Well, we just used computers, and...

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Look. I don't care how you found
out, I don't want you here.

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I don't want you having a goddamn Cool
Ranch Dorito and Cheetos fuckin' party

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in front of my oceanfront
villa, all right?

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(CHUCKLES)

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(LAUGHS)

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EDUARDO: Oceanfront villa,
that's a good one.

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Look, what the fuck is so funny?
Don't make fun of my home.

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That's not a home, Kenny, that's a...

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short-term, low-end,
beachfront rental.

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Casper, don't laugh.
You don't even own property, motherfucker.

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Look, son. We need one favor.
Casper needs to use your bathroom.

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It's an emergency.

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I don't really want guests
taking shits in my bathroom.

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What is it, a one or a two?

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Gotta empty my butt.

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Nope, then we're not doin' it.

228
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No, no, he just has to go number one.

229
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He just said he has to empty his butt.
That signifies taking a shit.

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He just got to this country.
He doesn't know the difference.

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Gotta, I gotta do a number one.

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You are really taking advantage
of my Christian hospitality.

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(WHISPERS) Thank you.

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You're evil. You can use the
bathroom, but only for number ones.

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No number twos. I see what you feed
this motherfucker, and it's disgusting.

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Casper, the bathroom is down
the hall right down here.

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EDUARDO: Well, I guess
the feeling went away.

238
00:11:29,452 --> 00:11:32,220
Casper! Do not mess with these,
they're all alphabetized.

239
00:11:32,255 --> 00:11:34,389
Don't touch my Criterions.

240
00:11:34,424 --> 00:11:37,492
Come on, Kenny. Just give me your mama's
mailing address. Where do you keep it?

241
00:11:37,526 --> 00:11:39,961
I'm not helping you!
I already told you!

242
00:11:39,995 --> 00:11:41,262
(TOBY CRYING)

243
00:11:41,296 --> 00:11:43,431
Maria! My son is screaming,
will you please tend to him!

244
00:11:43,465 --> 00:11:45,265
Hold on.

245
00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:47,634
Are you telling me I'm
a goddamn granddaddy?

246
00:11:48,536 --> 00:11:50,537
That's amazing!

247
00:11:50,571 --> 00:11:53,239
Come here, you sweet little thing.
Say hello to your granddaddy!

248
00:11:53,273 --> 00:11:56,576
No, that's not gonna happen. No reason to say hi to him.
This man is a child molester.

249
00:11:56,610 --> 00:11:58,177
He is to be nowhere near the baby.

250
00:11:58,212 --> 00:12:00,447
I'm not a child molester.

251
00:12:00,481 --> 00:12:02,315
He is. He has fucked a
bunch of little boys.

252
00:12:02,350 --> 00:12:04,985
He's the devil, fuck him,
take Toby and leave. Bye.

253
00:12:05,019 --> 00:12:09,556
Come on, Kenny, you can't keep a
granddaddy away from his grandbaby.

254
00:12:09,591 --> 00:12:13,026
This is what happens when you betray me.
You get iced the fuck out.

255
00:12:13,028 --> 00:12:17,363
Now you and shit-for-brains hit the fuckin'
tracks, or I'm calling the police.

256
00:12:17,398 --> 00:12:18,731
No need for that.

257
00:12:18,766 --> 00:12:20,032
Casper.

258
00:12:20,067 --> 00:12:21,134
(DOOR OPENS)

259
00:12:21,168 --> 00:12:23,169
Come on, we are not welcome here.

260
00:12:23,203 --> 00:12:26,372
You're not taking that.
Leave. Go. Goodbye.

261
00:12:26,406 --> 00:12:27,606
Adios.

262
00:12:40,588 --> 00:12:43,190
(SPEAKING QUIETLY IN SPANISH)

263
00:12:43,224 --> 00:12:44,525
(BEDTIME MUSIC PLAYING)

264
00:12:51,734 --> 00:12:53,368
<i>Que?</i>

265
00:12:53,402 --> 00:12:54,903
Nothing.

266
00:12:54,937 --> 00:12:56,538
You're just so beautiful.

267
00:12:57,373 --> 00:12:58,740
<i>Gracias.</i>

268
00:12:58,775 --> 00:13:01,342
(INHALES AND EXHALES DEEPLY)

269
00:13:01,377 --> 00:13:03,178
There's something I need
to talk to you about.

270
00:13:03,212 --> 00:13:04,846
Something I need to get off my chest.

271
00:13:07,149 --> 00:13:08,450
(WHISPERING) Sorry.

272
00:13:11,220 --> 00:13:13,822
(SPEAKING QUITELY IN SPANISH) Oh.

273
00:13:15,225 --> 00:13:16,692
What you want to say?

274
00:13:16,726 --> 00:13:18,360
Uh...

275
00:13:18,394 --> 00:13:20,796
Nothing. Just, uh...

276
00:13:20,830 --> 00:13:22,031
that I love you.

277
00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,767
I love you, too.

278
00:13:25,869 --> 00:13:28,103
I cheated on you.

279
00:13:28,138 --> 00:13:29,838
<i>Que?</i>

280
00:13:29,873 --> 00:13:32,641
No, I'm just kidding.

281
00:13:32,676 --> 00:13:34,143
I'm just kidding.

282
00:13:34,177 --> 00:13:36,712
(CHUCKLING) No.

283
00:13:36,747 --> 00:13:40,583
No, that's not right.
I, I did cheat on you.

284
00:13:40,617 --> 00:13:42,651
For real. I had sex
with another girl.

285
00:13:44,054 --> 00:13:45,354
It was...

286
00:13:45,388 --> 00:13:47,356
Uh...

287
00:13:47,390 --> 00:13:48,557
Maria?

288
00:13:53,096 --> 00:13:54,296
Maria?

289
00:13:55,632 --> 00:13:57,600
I...I...

290
00:13:57,634 --> 00:13:58,901
I don't know... Maria?

291
00:13:58,935 --> 00:14:00,669
No, Maria?
(CRYING)

292
00:14:00,704 --> 00:14:03,706
No, Maria, wait, wait, wait!
Wait, Maria, wait! (CRYING AND SOBBING) No!

293
00:14:03,740 --> 00:14:05,541
(SCREAMING) No!
Wait, please, stop!

294
00:14:05,575 --> 00:14:09,678
(SCREAMING IN SPANISH)
Wait, ow, please!

295
00:14:09,712 --> 00:14:10,912
Wait!

296
00:14:11,948 --> 00:14:15,150
Maria! Wait!

297
00:14:15,184 --> 00:14:16,952
KENNY: We got 'em, Shane.

298
00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:20,389
This party's gonna put
us right back on top.

299
00:14:20,423 --> 00:14:22,825
All our plans are coming together.

300
00:14:22,859 --> 00:14:24,727
Destroy Ivan,

301
00:14:24,762 --> 00:14:26,429
kill the playoffs,

302
00:14:26,464 --> 00:14:29,299
and take the fucking majors by storm.

303
00:14:29,334 --> 00:14:32,769
Then your ghost can take my fastballs
and make 'em do loop-de-loops,

304
00:14:32,804 --> 00:14:34,538
like <i>Angels in the Outfield.</i>

305
00:14:34,572 --> 00:14:36,206
(CHUCKLES)

306
00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:37,407
I miss you, buddy.

307
00:14:39,777 --> 00:14:42,245
Wish you were here to see all
of our dreams coming true.

308
00:14:48,919 --> 00:14:51,987
Hey! Back the fuck u...

309
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:53,355
Back up, dawg.

310
00:15:00,932 --> 00:15:02,533
Well hello there, Kenny.

311
00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:04,235
What the fuck are you
doing with my son?

312
00:15:04,269 --> 00:15:06,104
Nothing.

313
00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:07,973
I'm just spending a little quality
time with the little guy.

314
00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:11,911
No. You do not touch my son.
Come here, Toby. Toby, come here.

315
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,980
Take that bottle.
(TOBY COOS)

316
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:17,350
KENNY: Nope. He's my son, you're not touching him.
Where the fuck is Maria?

317
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:21,421
She's gone. She ran outta here,
and Stevie chased off after her.

318
00:15:21,455 --> 00:15:23,957
Apparently they had
some kind of fight.

319
00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:26,193
Fight? Jesus Christ!

320
00:15:26,227 --> 00:15:29,429
What the fuck am I supposed to do now?
They're supposed to watch the kid, man!

321
00:15:29,464 --> 00:15:32,299
This is my party tonight!
It's supposed to be my special night!

322
00:15:32,334 --> 00:15:35,036
If I'm not the man tonight, and I
gotta take a kid to the party,

323
00:15:35,070 --> 00:15:37,105
everyone's gonna think
I'm fucking dumb!

324
00:15:37,139 --> 00:15:40,942
Everyone was supposed to like me after tonight!
God, it's all ruined!

325
00:15:40,976 --> 00:15:43,445
My life is over!
It's over!

326
00:15:45,448 --> 00:15:46,481
(SIGHS)

327
00:15:46,516 --> 00:15:48,350
Come on, son.

328
00:15:48,384 --> 00:15:50,619
You don't have to be so upset.

329
00:15:50,653 --> 00:15:51,620
(MUFFLED) Go away from me.

330
00:15:51,654 --> 00:15:52,855
Get your head out of the couch.

331
00:15:52,889 --> 00:15:54,022
No.

332
00:15:54,056 --> 00:15:56,491
Kenny, I can look after the kid.

333
00:15:56,526 --> 00:15:59,527
Fuck that. I'd rather throw
him down a goddamn well.

334
00:15:59,561 --> 00:16:01,929
What the fuck? I...
What do you think?

335
00:16:01,963 --> 00:16:04,665
This is my...
He's my grandson!

336
00:16:04,699 --> 00:16:06,032
Come on.

337
00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:09,535
You deserve a fun night.

338
00:16:09,570 --> 00:16:11,871
You've been working so hard lately.

339
00:16:11,905 --> 00:16:13,773
This party's just very
important to me.

340
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:18,645
Maybe this is a way I can help you and earn
back some of your trust at the same time.

341
00:16:18,713 --> 00:16:22,316
(SIGHS) This is against my better
judgment, but fine. All right, fine.

342
00:16:22,350 --> 00:16:24,151
You can watch the kid,
but don't leave.

343
00:16:24,186 --> 00:16:28,923
Stay here. Don't trade him for cigarettes,
or damage him psychologically,

344
00:16:28,958 --> 00:16:31,193
or any other fucked-up stuff you can
do when left alone with a child.

345
00:16:31,227 --> 00:16:33,495
Got it.

346
00:16:33,530 --> 00:16:36,364
Now, you go get fucked up and
feel good about yourself, son.

347
00:16:36,399 --> 00:16:38,566
<i>(WINNER TAKES IT ALL</i> PLAYING)

348
00:16:46,674 --> 00:16:49,242
I know, Shane. I know.

349
00:16:58,286 --> 00:16:59,453
(SNIFFING)

350
00:17:25,314 --> 00:17:30,585
Americans! Are you ready to get
fucked up with the team leader?

351
00:17:44,799 --> 00:17:46,767
Casper, what the hell are
you doing in the VIP?

352
00:17:46,801 --> 00:17:47,868
No.

353
00:17:47,903 --> 00:17:49,469
Sorry.

354
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,471
The hell, where's everybody at?
Hiding underneath the tables?

355
00:17:51,506 --> 00:17:53,774
Y'all can come out now, I'm here!

356
00:17:53,808 --> 00:17:55,476
Come out.

357
00:17:55,510 --> 00:17:56,944
That's odd.

358
00:17:56,978 --> 00:17:59,046
Suppose everyone's just decided
to come fashionably late, huh?

359
00:17:59,081 --> 00:18:00,815
I don't know.

360
00:18:00,849 --> 00:18:02,350
Maybe they're at work.

361
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:05,587
It's the 4th of July, dude.
They're not at fucking work, all right?

362
00:18:05,622 --> 00:18:06,822
Are you gonna be okay?

363
00:18:06,856 --> 00:18:09,325
Yes, I'm gonna be okay. It's
the party of the century.

364
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:13,063
I just need to have a drink and
wait for everyone to arrive.

365
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:19,269
It's a party! Play some
fucking music. Thank you!

366
00:18:19,303 --> 00:18:21,604
(DRUMMER COUNTING IN)

367
00:18:21,639 --> 00:18:25,041
(PLAYING <i>BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLIC)</i>

368
00:18:35,652 --> 00:18:38,053
(FIREWORKS EXPLODING)

369
00:18:55,706 --> 00:18:58,908
(SNIVELING)

370
00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:28,268
(SNIFFING OXYGEN)

371
00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:42,315
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

372
00:19:48,689 --> 00:19:52,491
EUROPEAN TECHNO VOICE: <i>Russia.</i>
<i>Put your hands up in the air.</i>

373
00:19:52,526 --> 00:19:55,061
(RAVE MUSIC BLASTING)

374
00:20:14,384 --> 00:20:16,151
(SOUNDS FADE OUT)

375
00:21:05,267 --> 00:21:06,401
(SOUNDS RESUME)

376
00:21:06,435 --> 00:21:08,403
What're you doing? What
the fuck are you doing?

377
00:21:08,437 --> 00:21:09,604
Beating you.

378
00:21:09,639 --> 00:21:10,905
Don't do that, don't take
that. Don't, don't...

379
00:21:10,940 --> 00:21:12,940
(MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY)

380
00:21:12,975 --> 00:21:14,008
(CROWD BOOING)

381
00:21:14,042 --> 00:21:16,477
<i>Hey, fuck you!</i>

382
00:21:17,646 --> 00:21:21,616
<i>Happy 4th of July! Woo!</i>

383
00:21:21,650 --> 00:21:25,753
<i>Let's give it up</i>
<i>for DJ Blu-Ray!</i>

384
00:21:25,787 --> 00:21:28,289
<i>Yeah!</i>
<i>(CROWD CHEERS AND CLAPS)</i>

385
00:21:28,323 --> 00:21:30,258
<i>Yeah!</i>

386
00:21:30,292 --> 00:21:33,862
<i>Nobody spins that gay-ass rave music as good as him!
You really are the best, man.</i>

387
00:21:33,896 --> 00:21:36,965
<i>Fuckin' hats off.</i>
<i>Hats off to you.</i>

388
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,934
(PEOPLE COMPLAINING)

389
00:21:38,968 --> 00:21:41,070
<i>Andrea?</i>

390
00:21:41,104 --> 00:21:42,939
Hey, Kenny.

391
00:21:42,973 --> 00:21:45,976
<i>What the fuck are you doing here?
You missed my grand entrance.</i>

392
00:21:46,010 --> 00:21:48,311
I tried, but my friends
wanted to come here instead.

393
00:21:48,346 --> 00:21:49,713
<i>Jesus Christ!</i>

394
00:21:49,747 --> 00:21:52,582
<i>How could you do me like</i>
<i>this? You met my son!</i>

395
00:21:52,617 --> 00:21:54,518
I'm sorry, Kenny.

396
00:21:54,552 --> 00:21:56,419
(SIGHS)

397
00:21:56,454 --> 00:22:00,023
<i>You know what? As soon as this party's
over, you should go fuckin' on Facebook,</i>

398
00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:03,926
<i>and change your relationship</i>
<i>status to fuckin' "dumped,"</i>

399
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:06,561
<i>because that shit just</i>
<i>happened right now.</i>

400
00:22:06,596 --> 00:22:09,931
<i>I'll be by your dorm room</i>
<i>later to pick up my shit.</i>

401
00:22:09,965 --> 00:22:14,335
<i>For those of you who don't know,
which I'm assuming is most of you,</i>

402
00:22:14,370 --> 00:22:18,606
<i>for those of you who do know about
this, go fuck yourself, teammates,</i>

403
00:22:18,641 --> 00:22:24,079
<i>I am hosting a competing party,</i>

404
00:22:24,113 --> 00:22:29,718
<i>and I can promise you that you will have
all the awesome drugs you have here,</i>

405
00:22:29,752 --> 00:22:33,422
<i>plus more, plus fuckin' fireworks.</i>

406
00:22:33,456 --> 00:22:35,090
<i>So who's with me, huh?</i>

407
00:22:35,124 --> 00:22:36,792
<i>Who wants to get up out this piece,</i>

408
00:22:36,826 --> 00:22:40,629
<i>and come party and celebrate</i>
<i>our nation's birthday</i>

409
00:22:40,663 --> 00:22:43,732
<i>with Kenny fucking Powers?</i>

410
00:22:43,766 --> 00:22:46,000
(SOMEONE COUGHS)

411
00:22:46,035 --> 00:22:49,003
<i>Myrtle Beach, let me hear</i>
<i>you make some noise!</i>

412
00:22:50,306 --> 00:22:51,773
SECURITY GUARD: Comin'
through. Look out.

413
00:22:54,310 --> 00:22:58,013
<i>Okay. Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Easy.
Easy, all right? I can take a hint.</i>

414
00:22:58,047 --> 00:23:01,783
<i>These people have been acting like assholes,
I don't wanna fuckin' party here, either.</i>

415
00:23:01,818 --> 00:23:03,419
<i>Fuckin' get offa me, thank you.</i>

416
00:23:03,453 --> 00:23:04,653
<i>Fuck this party.</i>

417
00:23:05,555 --> 00:23:06,956
(LOUD SLAM)

418
00:23:06,990 --> 00:23:08,424
(CROWD LAUGHING)

419
00:23:13,696 --> 00:23:14,997
(LAUGHING DIES DOWN)

420
00:23:15,031 --> 00:23:16,231
Whatever.

421
00:23:24,507 --> 00:23:26,341
Fuck Kenny Powers!

422
00:23:26,375 --> 00:23:28,276
(RAVE MUSIC BLASTS)

423
00:23:37,286 --> 00:23:39,854
(SOUNDS FADE OUT)

424
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:29,907
Hey, Dad.

425
00:24:29,942 --> 00:24:31,142
EDUARDO: Hey.

426
00:24:32,411 --> 00:24:34,879
You look like a shit sausage, boy.

427
00:24:34,914 --> 00:24:36,047
CASPER: Celebrations...

428
00:24:36,081 --> 00:24:38,049
Don't talk about Celebrations, Casper.

429
00:24:38,083 --> 00:24:40,885
I don't wanna fucking communicate
or talk about anything right now.

430
00:24:40,919 --> 00:24:42,120
Where's Toby?

431
00:24:42,154 --> 00:24:43,488
He's sleepin'.

432
00:24:46,992 --> 00:24:49,060
I am good at listen', though.

433
00:24:50,362 --> 00:24:52,330
Sometimes it helps to talk.

434
00:24:53,666 --> 00:24:56,801
It would be a disgusting talk.

435
00:24:56,836 --> 00:24:59,738
I feel like my life has
become <i>Requiem for a Dream,</i>

436
00:24:59,772 --> 00:25:02,874
and I have front-row-seat tickets
to the ass-to-ass scene.

437
00:25:03,976 --> 00:25:05,910
And Toby's the dildo.

438
00:25:05,944 --> 00:25:08,580
And I'm both assholes.

439
00:25:08,614 --> 00:25:10,548
Let me ask you a question, son.

440
00:25:11,984 --> 00:25:16,188
How were things going before
you-know-who came along?

441
00:25:16,222 --> 00:25:18,357
Fuckin' awesome, I guess.

442
00:25:18,392 --> 00:25:20,192
You feel like you're
over-extended?

443
00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:25,665
Like it's impossible to be a dad and worry
about your career all at the same time?

444
00:25:27,367 --> 00:25:30,136
Yes. I mean it's like a
fuckin' juggling act.

445
00:25:30,170 --> 00:25:32,272
You feel like there's no way
that you can go out and do

446
00:25:32,306 --> 00:25:34,807
all the great things that
you're destined to do,

447
00:25:34,842 --> 00:25:37,477
'cause your family's holding you back.

448
00:25:37,511 --> 00:25:40,079
Maybe,

449
00:25:40,113 --> 00:25:43,482
you oughta think about leaving him with
someone that would love him like their own,

450
00:25:43,516 --> 00:25:45,517
so you can go out and be you.

451
00:25:45,552 --> 00:25:48,653
You're talking about, like, leave
Toby at a fire station or something?

452
00:25:48,688 --> 00:25:50,422
No.

453
00:25:50,456 --> 00:25:51,856
I'm not a monster.

454
00:25:51,891 --> 00:25:53,624
He's not a fucking monster, Kenny.

455
00:25:53,659 --> 00:25:57,830
I'm talking about leaving him with
someone that would love him like a son.

456
00:25:57,864 --> 00:25:59,031
Someone,

457
00:26:00,134 --> 00:26:01,401
like your mother.

458
00:26:04,539 --> 00:26:07,107
(SIGHS) Think about the majors, son.

459
00:26:16,051 --> 00:26:17,952
Hey, Stevie. Did
you get cancer?

460
00:26:21,123 --> 00:26:22,556
(STEVIE GULPING)

461
00:26:25,026 --> 00:26:26,960
Happy fuckin' 4th of July.

462
00:26:28,763 --> 00:26:30,363
(LAUGHS)

463
00:26:34,535 --> 00:26:36,169
(PHONE SPEED-DIALS)

464
00:26:36,204 --> 00:26:38,438
(PHONE RINGING)

465
00:26:39,641 --> 00:26:40,674
Ten Pin Alley.

466
00:26:40,709 --> 00:26:41,809
<i>(MAMA</i> BALLAD PLAYING)

467
00:26:41,843 --> 00:26:43,745
Mmm-hmm.

468
00:26:43,779 --> 00:26:45,647
Hold on.

469
00:26:45,681 --> 00:26:47,616
(BOWLERS CHEERING ON)

470
00:27:07,970 --> 00:27:09,337
Powers. Phone call.

471
00:27:09,372 --> 00:27:10,672
Who is it?

472
00:27:10,707 --> 00:27:13,779
WOMAN: Says it's your son.
Says his name's Kenny Powers?

473
00:27:16,479 --> 00:27:18,180
Oh!

474
00:27:18,214 --> 00:27:23,553
Damn it! Motherfucker! Son of a bitch!
Cocksucker! Jesus H. Christ. Fuck me.

475
00:27:23,587 --> 00:27:25,888
(SIGHS)

476
00:27:25,956 --> 00:27:29,359
Sandy, I took the Lord's name in vain.
I'm sorry, honey. How are you today?

477
00:27:29,393 --> 00:27:39,633
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478
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479
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